Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)
Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit
Bae: My parents are out
I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage
- me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
- person: *flirts with you*
- me: *sweats*
- me: ive made a huge mistake
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts